You really do need to get a life.Go out and meet some people, for god's sakes, and I DON'T mean at a convention. I mean meet NORMAL people, in NORMAL surroundings. Mingle with them. Make some friends; friends who are grounded in the real world and don't wear fake Spock ears in a sad attempt to look cool.
Get to know them. Find out what their hobbies are and develop one of your own. Something NORMAL, like gardening or stamp collecting. Even bird watching. Anything which has at least some basis in reality.
Do you have a job? I mean a REAL job? Sorry, but being head buyer at the comic book store doesn't count. Do something productive with the time you have left. Find a cure for cancer or develop a renewable non-polluting fuel source. Just don't allow your father's sperm to go to waste.
And while we're on the subject, when's the last time you got laid? WHAT?!?! You're STILL a virgin?!?! For crying out loud... Take some of that money you've been blowing on Captain Picard action figures and hire yourself a hooker. Seriously, do you really need all 27 versions of Jean Luc as Locutus of Borg?
Live life, experience life, savor life.There's a whole world out there just waiting for you to come explore it. And I'm NOT referring to Ceti Alpha Five or something ridiculous. I'm talking about our own little humble planet right here, the third rock from the sun, known simply as "Earth."
Its glories await you, you pasty-skinned geek. Go outside and get a tan. Experience genuine sunlight for once in your pathetic existence. Explore reality. Drive some place interesting, like a museum or a national park. Better yet, take a cross-country train trip, or even a cruise to Europe or the Orient. Your home world wants you to reach out and grab it, draw it close to your bosum, and take in its sweet, sweet breath.
Just stay off the damn planes and you'll be fine.
Actually, you may want to avoid the trains and buses as well.... Especially if you see someone wearing a turban. Then you'll DEFINITELY be fine.... in all liklihood.
